talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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