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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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