Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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