Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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