Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love having hate sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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