I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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