so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize