Tell her she can't have a vagina
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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