Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
