drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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