I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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