just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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