i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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