They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
