Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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