That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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