I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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