we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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