Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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