i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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