doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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