ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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