Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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