I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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