I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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