Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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