I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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