They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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