isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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