at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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