Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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