Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
