Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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