i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
soo... how was my night?
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