a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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