i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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