that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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