We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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