I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
