Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
