make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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