Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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