oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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