The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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