This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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