it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I got chris browned last night
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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