had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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