You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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