there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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