Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have already put on my inside pants.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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