umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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