She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He better not be in your backpack
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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