he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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