My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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