I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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