I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
