Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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